Forum Game: Corrupt a Wish!

FlandersNed

Legal Custodian of Own Face
Master Blaster
Hello all!

This is a standard forum game. The gist of it is that one person says a wish. The next person to post responds with how that wish is corrupted, followed by a wish of their own.

For example:

Wish: I wish I could fly!

Response: You can fly, but you can never touch the ground again and you are constantly moving with no control over speed. I wish for infinite wishes!

Response to response: You get infinite wishes, but none of them are for you. I wish for invisibility!

etc...

So, to begin, a simple, easily corruptible one:

I wish for a million dollars!
 

dbs213

Active Member
Master Blaster
The next day, that million dollars turns into a debt :p

I wish I could get straight A's on all my tests.
 

Eurotrash

Member
Full time wrecker
Crushing people's hopes and dreams, this is my kind of game.

You get straight A's, but if you don't want them to turn into straight F's you have to start sleeping with your teachers.

I wish I had my own planet.
 

Majatek

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Full time wrecker
Master Blaster
Team Bugbear Member
But you won't have any technology, no internet, and you'll be forced to spend the rest of eternity on there as you will suddenly be unable to die, only to age infinitely.

I wish for the ability to own and effectively use a T.A.R.D.I.S to travel through space and time.
 

Eurotrash

Member
Full time wrecker
You get unlimited wishes... but then Jafar steals your lamp.

I wish for my planet to have technology.
 

Majatek

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Master Blaster
Team Bugbear Member
But it's a gas planet much like Jupiter with atmosphere temperatures going upwards of 30,000 degrees Celsius. ;P

I wish for the ability to shape shift to and from any form of my choosing.
 

Eurotrash

Member
Full time wrecker
Granted, but you shape-shift physically, like a piece of meat, so it insta-kills you. Now I'm hungry.

I wish Earth would blow up, obviously I don't care if I die with it.
 

Ultradar.

Member
Weeked Smasher
Wish granted but it was in a parallel universe.

I wish for everyone to stop getting so agro about Nitro in NCG
 

Eurotrash

Member
Full time wrecker
Wish granted, everybody whoever wanted nitro was annihilated and Next Car Game ended up boring like Gran Turismo.

I wish I had a gun.
 
M

Mopower

Guest
Wish granted, you're suicidal because you think nitro is necessary, and have a hissy fit. (bye-bye)

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
 
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